Tuesday, December 4, 2012

white girl wasted

uh well if you look @ my lookbook you'll see that I made the choker (ribbon & cross) & the skirt (got a massive dress at a thrift store and cut it up and sewed it back together) & the jacket is from H&M & the cropped tank sweater is from a thrift store & my daddy bought me my watch

but may my watch rest in the big clocktower in the sky since it no longer works; it broke in the same accident that broke my foot (this is a few week old picture)

it's kind of a long story but I'll explain later. I'm in a fuckton of pain and have to navigate around a campus on the side of a fucking hill on weak ass painkillers during finals YAY

but 4 real thank u based god that no one got hurt worse


well here's proof that I obviously can't take a serious picture. the 2 for my lookbook were the only ones out of the 10 or so that I could manage that didn't look ridiculous. i seriously fckin cannot handle being in front of the camera but i am trying 2 change 4 u plz accept me

my friend miles who i forced to take my pictures titled one of those my "shitting in the forest" pose ~ can u guess which?!?!

im fuckin weird
enjoy lovelies


Sunday, November 11, 2012

party & bullshit

hello~ I drew this:
& this is me backing it up:
p.s.i FINALLY learned how to twerk this weekend !!!!! after weeks of trying
hope your night is fantastic as mine
and happy veterans day!!!!


yo wasscrackin
ok enough of that.
if anyone is interested in stalking me I'd thoroughly suggest checking out my instagram


as u can see it's basically stupid pictures of me doing stupid shit, mainly taking pictures of myself in random mirrors witht the occassional picture of me taken by others. but there are other cool pictures of stuff on there like food & cats & my limited amount of friends & my butt

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Monday, November 5, 2012

50 Shades of Cray: DIY edition

Wadddup bitches
okay so *DISCLAIMER* i do not get the hype surrounding the book. like it did nothing for me - i'm not into twilight & i'm not a middleage sexually frustrated housewife. i know i shouldn't have to defend myself but like to all my friends who are laughing skrew u

as promised on lookbook.nu, heres the DIY:

I liked this because I like body harnesses. I'll def wear it again. I based it off of this Zana Bayne harness and someday I wanna try making the pentagram one but legit w better materials. ok

what you need:
1/8th yard of pleather (or whatever material you want)
key ring

1. I honestly forgot the width of it but maybe 60" or something. But cut the fabric in half lengthwise.
2. Then get your superglue (DO NOT use fabric glue, DO NOT sew, literally I fucked up a lot of mine because I tried other things first.) and imagine that you're folding it in thirds (again lengthwise).
3. fold over one third of it and glue it down. then fold the other third of it and glue it down so it's a nice lil strip.
4. I'm not good at measuring so next I wrapped it around the area at the top of my ribs and cut it where it touched.
5. cut 2 pieces starting (touching) at the middle of your chest, around where the sternum is, and go all the way back to where the bottom strip will be, like on your back. I attached mine where bra straps would be, but further down my back
6. cut 1 piece from where those 2 touch on your chest down to the middle of where the rib part touches in the front
7. glue the 3 front pieces (steps 5 & 6) to the key ring
8. glue everything else where it's supposed to be on the bottom piece. I got lazy & didn't really connect the back; I used a safety pin. but when I redo it I'll attach a key ring to one side and then get some kind of clasp for the other to grab onto it.
9. eureka

ok I'm gonna do this later because I'm like 3 pgs behind on a research paper. but jus so ya know i'm not lying:

shit literally took hours. if you're wondering how I fit it into my schedule maybe consider the fact that I don't sleep. hype the f out of it cuz I'm broke and have to steal food from safeway so normally eat nothing but spinach so I really want $$$ for clothes thx dollz x

Saturday, November 3, 2012

la llorona

la llorona - the weeping woman. a mexican legend of a beautiful woman who married a man above her stature with whom she had 3 children with. he ended up leaving her and would only come back to visit their kids. she became so depressed and consumed with the need for his attention that she drowned her children to gain back his love, but when he paid her no heed, she had realized the terrors she committed. she then drowned herself, and each night, to this day, she awakens to walk the land of the living to try and find her lost kin.

Friday, November 2, 2012

50 Shades of Cray

the weird ass paint chip skirt & pleather body harness are DIY - I'll do a tutorial because fuck u I do what i want
hey I look like a child ^

^and there's my booty. aaaallllllll 4 u 

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Shit I Just Bought

ha when all I do is bitch about bein a broke ass college kid, here are my most recent purchases:
Studded & Metallic Snapback
from: The Cult Label
I know I know like everyone has one but so whaaaaaaaaat I really like it and its fuckin cool and I want it. oh wait! I already bought it and it is currently being shipped

Shredded Rose Sweater
(not actually the Prairie Rose Sweater from Wildfox - but a pretty good knockoff right ?)
so I don't have the what - $250 or so for the actual sweater that I fell in love with months ago, so I had to wait for it to come out cheaper from some retailer in asia. I'm sure its shit quality but this sweater is too beautiful to care right ?

my secret to buying clothes on my nonexistent budget?? telling my parents I need things that I need then not getting them: for example, food. plus I'm sure it will do wonders for my figure.

also lol @ me just disreguarding my wishlist. me & my fickle needs. x

Wednesday, September 12, 2012


sorry for the shitty picture quality - took it on my phone. I don't really have a camera... but when I get back up to school, my friend Gabe has one, & he's the one who takes pictures of my me & my outfits & shit braj

but real talk, how ILL are these socks?!?!?
guadalupe, cheeseburgers & fries, and mushrooms (I'm assuming they're either death caps or fly mushrooms.........I'm in the fungi club at my school)

I wear them with cutout boots all the time. people give me weird looks

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Monday, September 10, 2012


ok, off to a really great start with the whole blogging often thing. actually kind of forgot I had this thing... yeah, well. I finally have a computer with a keyboard so this will be a loooot easier now. my last laptop got wine spilled on it I think? (white girl problems). I'm honestly far too privileged. moving on. I can type now, and with that being said, I should post more, but I don't, since I've been busy as fuck packing, to move back up north to school. I'm currently in the city of angels, in my bed, staring at my tornado-trodden room, wondering how I'm going to fit everything in my apartment next year. (white girl problems). to procrastinate packing, I blog, like now, or on descentofman, or ramble to my friends who dont give a shit or mainly online shop! more like online window shop, because I am a broke ass college kid. whenever I work I spend all my money on clothes or partying or gas money or the likes and end up having none left for more clothes (white girl problems). thus my current wishlist:

INDCSN BEANIE  - I showed my dad and he was like "but people aren't going to want to talk to you honey," and I said "but daddy, I don't think I'd want to talk to people who wouldn't like this hat..."

UNIF KICKFLIP DRESS  - but this picture doesn't even do it justice. check it out on the genius behind the brand, christine

EAGLES SHADOW BIKINI  - fuck the fact that it's "autumn" - I live in california. it's basically always summer. I mean even up north it doesn't really get cold til later on and I can still wear this top as a bustier and it's just so pretty and I want it so bad

LEATHER PENTAGRAM PURSE   - no I'm not satanic and I'm sick of people not understanding what the pentagram actually depicts. it's basically the western version of the yin & yang symbol

JEFFREY CAMPBELL MUNSTERS  - just seriously too fuckin rad.

 soooooo I mean if anyone wants to holla n lend me a few hundo......

Friday, August 24, 2012

Hello World

I've deleted and restarted this blog a few times but it felt like it was time for another new beginning.
It's weird for me to introduce myself. I feel like this is an online dating site or a very public journal. Well then. I am 19, I live in the forest, and I'm an Aries. I believe in the stars and the moon and magic and fairies and science and I like to learn and read. I love music and sometimes I get lost in it for hours and sometimes I try to bury myself in it. Art and fashion consume the majority of my life; I'm going to school for art and art history and in my free time I make clothes and jewelry, and stalk fashion blogs, and watch every runway show ever, and sit on my computer in the dark, hence why I'm so pale, as you will see. in time......in time. Next year I'll be taking a year abroad in London. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I feel my most plausible career route is a crazy cat lady, but I'd be down to marry someone really old and rich as well. I'm fairly antisocial; I mean I like to go out n do shit, like go to parties or clubs or shows etc but I don't have many friends. I'm kind of an isolationist. One of my favorite things in life is a solitary 4am cigarette in below 30 degree weather w a clear sky boasting every star imaginable. I also like insects.